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Posted on 17th Apr at 7:51 PM, with 402,690 notes

suzuharatoji:

WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER

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Posted on 17th Apr at 7:47 PM, with 129,494 notes

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

Posted on 17th Apr at 7:37 PM, with 163,638 notes

ejacutastic:

der—riese:

the13thcommander:

tupacabra:

neanerbeaner:

tupacabra:

people who say “melk” instead of milk

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I say melk…

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you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk

are you really going to beat up all of holland

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Posted on 16th Apr at 10:32 PM, with 230 notes

gayisnotasynonymforjalex:

"DON’T SCROLL PASS"

"REBLOG EVERY TIME YOU SEE THIS"

"STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND READ THIS POST"

Posted on 16th Apr at 10:30 PM, with 346,625 notes

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

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Posted on 16th Apr at 7:13 PM, with 218 notes

Sex and white lies,Handcuffs and alibis,She lays her halo on the pillow where she sleeps…Her heart beats, red wine,My toxic valentine.Lays her halo on the pillow that used to be mine.

Sex and white lies,
Handcuffs and alibis,
She lays her halo on the pillow where she sleeps…
Her heart beats, red wine,
My toxic valentine.
Lays her halo on the pillow that used to be mine.

Posted on 16th Apr at 7:06 PM, with 3,543 notes

Coco Peru plays Grand Theft Auto 5 (x)

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